Coming Out of Left Field

Thursday, July 22, 2004

A modest proposal

While surfing Epinions' satire section, I came across a nifty little plan that, in one stroke, would enable passage of the FMA and kick-start the floundering space program:

A modest proposal for dealing with the gay problem

Let me just say that, unlike the author, I do have ulterior motives for promoting this plan. I have never been to outer space, and while I never expected to have the opportunity, I am not one to pass up a free ride when offered. I must insist, however, that my wife and I be allowed to travel on the same flight and to live in the same settlement. It wouldn't be fair to separate newlyweds now, would it?

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