Coming Out of Left Field

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Top ten list

I didn't get to see John Kerry's appearance on Letterman last night (my bedtime's much earlier than it used to be), but I did come across Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals". Here they are, in case anyone else missed hearing them too:

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

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I didn't even know Kerry was on Letterman last night. Thanks for posting these!!

You're welcome. Anything to get Bush out and Kerry in. :)

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