Coming Out of Left Field

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Be all that you can be?

The other day, I got the funniest piece of snail mail I've received in a long time: an invitation to join the Army National Guard. Yep, yours truly could be a key soldier in the battle to protect truth, justice and the American Way. I could even get money for college, woo-hoo! It is about fourteen years too late, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Sadly, I can't the Army up on its generous offer, which is probably just as well. Thanks to my politics, sexual orientation, and inability to run or shoot, I'd get sent home the first day of boot camp anyway.

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