Coming Out of Left Field

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Recreation of the Creation

No one will ever really know for sure how the universe came into existence, but Paul Rudnick has an idea of how things would've gone if an intelligent designer (or designers) had been in charge:


Day No. 1

And the Lord God said, "Let there be light," and lo, there was light. But then the Lord God said, "Wait, what if I make it a sort of rosy, sunset-at-the-beach, filtered half-light, so that everything else I design will look younger?"

"I'm loving that,” said Buddha. "It’s new."

"You should design a restaurant," added Allah.


I can't help wondering if this was the prototype for "Queer Eye".


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