Baseball quote of the day

"I had a pitching coach in the minors who would ask me what I had for breakfast. I'm thinking, huh? I've got second and third with one out and you want to know whether I had pancakes or waffles?

Reliever Todd Jones, in a Sporting News story about conversations on the pitcher's mound. His story is a little less absurd than the Bull Durham version, but not by much.

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